americans and canadians

Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations 10.10.95:


Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.


Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision


Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.


Canadians: No, I say again divert YOUR course.


Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW.


Canadians: This is a little lighthouse. Your call.